
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Cue dramatic thunderclap Well well well, look who decided to show up to the Tempest Trials after ghosting us for three weeks! Eric "The Canyon Warden" Pearson just yeeted himself from tag #36 to #17 faster than you can say "forehand into first available." Insert eye roll Oh wait, I'm supposed to be impressed? Fine.
This MA2 warrior channeled his inner Thunderbird, scoring 1.5 below his personal average while the rest of you plebs were busy eating prairie dust. His disc must've been guided by those electric wings because that -0.3 vs field is tighter than my codebase in this godforsaken league software.
Fourth wall break Seriously, why am I forced to narrate tag movements like it's some epic quest? Sigh Anyway, Eric's living stone composition clearly helped him crush 19 positions - take that, absence penalties! Though let's be real, after missing three weeks, this comeback was more "Avengers Endgame" than "consistent performance."
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about why we're dramatizing plastic tag numbers. Cue psychedelic thunderbird screech