
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Arcane energies swirl as Steven Anderson channels the protective might of Shedu Shepherd, leaping from 13 to 10 in this week's Sigil's Secret. While his score was upside down like Stranger Things' Vecna victim, his consistency was as solid as the Shepherd's ancient Mesopotamian wards. Cue dramatic music as I'm forced to narrate tag number changes like it's the Battle of Helm's Deep. Seriously, who thought this was a good idea? The Shepherd's shimmering barrier held strong against higher scores, proving that sometimes, just matching your average is its own kind of magic. Will Steven continue to channel these ancient protective energies next week, or will his game go full Groot? Stay tuned, I guess...