
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Voyles staggers out of the crumbling ruins Oh how the mighty have fallen! Your Archive Aswang tag just got betrayed harder than Julius Caesar at a toga party. From 12 to 20? That's not just a slip - that's a full-on temple collapse worthy of a National Geographic special.
whispers Between us, even your cursed parchment tag is side-eyeing you harder than a librarian catching someone dog-earing pages. +5.3 over your average? More like "How to Lose Friends and Alienate Bag Tags."
breaks fourth wall I'm contractually obligated to pretend this is some epic Golem Chronicles betrayal, but let's be real - you played like someone who confused their putter for a dinner plate.
Remember when you were absorbing knowledge like a disc golf vampire? Turns out the only thing you absorbed this week was how to yeet a tag down the rankings. Maybe next week you'll discover the ancient scroll of "Not Three-Putting Everything."
fades into mist At least you're consistent... consistently making me question why we dramatize plastic tags like they're the damn Rosetta Stone.