Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Current Holder
Brandon Voyles
Archive Aswang
Monstrous Librarian Of The Arcane Seekers
Paper-Thin Skin, Literally And Figuratively
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Originally a Philippine vampire-like creature, this Aswang was transformed by exposure to ancient texts and magical artifacts in the Arcane Seekers' collection. Its insatiable hunger for flesh evolved into an endless appetite for forbidden knowledge, making it an ideal agent for gathering arcane secrets.
The Archive Aswang can shift between human and monstrous forms, using its transformation abilities to access restricted areas. It possesses the unique ability to absorb information directly from texts and artifacts through touch, storing centuries of knowledge within its corrupted form. The creature becomes stronger with each piece of forbidden knowledge it consumes.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' primary infiltrator and knowledge gatherer, capable of breaching even the most heavily guarded repositories of arcane wisdom. Its accumulated knowledge makes it an invaluable advisor to Katarina Novak in her quest to unlock the Golem's secrets.
Tag Details
Arcane Seekers
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Voyles staggers out of the crumbling ruins Oh how the mighty have fallen! Your Archive Aswang tag just got betrayed harder than Julius Caesar at a toga party. From 12 to 20? That's not just a slip - that's a full-on temple collapse worthy of a National Geographic special.
whispers Between us, even your cursed parchment tag is side-eyeing you harder than a librarian catching someone dog-earing pages. +5.3 over your average? More like "How to Lose Friends and Alienate Bag Tags."
breaks fourth wall I'm contractually obligated to pretend this is some epic Golem Chronicles betrayal, but let's be real - you played like someone who confused their putter for a dinner plate.
Remember when you were absorbing knowledge like a disc golf vampire? Turns out the only thing you absorbed this week was how to yeet a tag down the rankings. Maybe next week you'll discover the ancient scroll of "Not Three-Putting Everything."
fades into mist At least you're consistent... consistently making me question why we dramatize plastic tags like they're the damn Rosetta Stone.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Voyles stumbles out of the shadowy fairways Well well well, looks like someone's Archive Aswang tag absorbed the wrong kind of knowledge this week - specifically, "How to Lose 6 Positions in One Easy Round!" dramatic gothic organ music
From 6 to 12? That's not just a decline, that's a full-on temple collapse worthy of Indiana Jones' worst nightmares. Your tag's supposed to be gathering arcane wisdom, not demonstrating the aerodynamics of a brick!
breaks fourth wall I swear to the Golem's creator, if I have to narrate one more "epic" tag movement where someone's score looks like they putted blindfolded... Oh wait, that's literally my job. sigh
Remember last month when you were absorbing knowledge like a disc golf vampire? Turns out the forest absorbed YOU this time. Maybe lay off the "forbidden texts" and try reading "Putting for Dummies"?
whispers Between us, even your tag's looking embarrassed - and it's literally made of cursed parchment. At least you're consistent... consistently making me question why we do this. fades into mist
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Voyles emerges from the mist-shrouded fairways Like his Archive Aswang tag absorbing ancient texts, he's devoured 15 positions this week. From 21 to 6? That's not just improvement - that's arcane-level performance enhancement. dramatic thunderclap
Listen, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this glorified spreadsheet, forced to narrate tag movements like they're episodes of "Ancient Aliens." But even I must admit - when you beat the field average by six strokes, you're basically channeling the Golem's creator.
whispers Rumor has it Brandon found the secret scroll titled "How to Actually Putt." His tag's vampiric hunger for knowledge clearly paid off - though I suspect some dark magic was involved. cough foot faults cough
Remember last week when I joked about his "temple of doom"? Well, joke's on me - dude's basically Indiana Jones with a Berg now. sigh Just don't ask me to explain why we're still tracking plastic tags in 2025. Next week: Brandon discovers the lost art of forehand rollers while we all question our life choices.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brandon Voyles emerges from the shadows of mediocrity Like Indiana Jones swapping a bag of sand for a golden idol, Brandon pulled off a 17-position heist with Archive Aswang. This week's performance? Let's just say he absorbed course knowledge faster than his tag absorbs forbidden texts. Cue dramatic music I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like they're ancient prophecies. Why? Because apparently land-dwellers think throwing plastic at chains is an epic quest. Last week's 29th place? Ancient history. Now at 12, Brandon is putting the 'disc' in 'discovery'. Will he continue his ascent, or will this be another case of 'temple of doom'? Only the chains know.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Archive Aswang was once just a dusty old book, until some Arcane Seeker noob spilled their venti pumpkin spice latte all over it. The tome absorbed that basic essence and - poof! - transformed into a sassy, all-knowing vampire-golem-thing. Because that's totally how magic works, right? 🙄 Now it's like, "I didn't choose the forbidden knowledge life, the forbidden knowledge life chose me." Typical.
sigh So here we are, witnessing another "chosen one" moment. Brandon Voyles stumbled upon the Archive Aswang while attempting to alphabetize his disc collection (a concerning hobby, if you ask me). The vampire-golem-book-thing apparently saw something special in his meticulous organization skills. Or maybe it was just hungry for more pumpkin spice. Will this walking Dewey Decimal System prove worthy of such forbidden knowledge? I'm legally required to care, apparently. 🙄