
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Arcane Lurker - born when some over-caffeinated Seekers tried to summon a spectral librarian but accidentally created a ghostly kleptomaniac instead. Picture the Sorting Hat, but with more klepto and less Gryffindor. Now it haunts the league, stealing knowledge and vibes like a paranormal Robin Hood. Why are we like this?
The Arcane Lurker, born from a botched summoning and a caffeine overdose, scanned the league for its first victim. It sensed Creech Isaiah Balter (PDGA #156506), a man whose putt game was as mysterious as the Lurker itself. Drawn to his uncanny ability to lose discs in plain sight, the tag declared, "This one. He shall be my clay." But can a guy who throws like a drunk golem truly wield the Arcane Lurker? Only time will tell.