Golem Chronicles: Unleashed @ Art Dye
Mar 07 - Apr 25, 2025
Current Holder
Nate Smith
Shadow Behemoth
Ancient Shadow Guardian of Crumbling Fairways
Your Bad Shots Summon Me
Aspects refreshed Dec 13, 2025
The Shadow Behemoth was born from the ancient Jewish community's collective fear and hope, manifesting as a protective entity during times of great peril. It is said to have been summoned by the Golem's creator to guard the sacred sites and ensure the Golem's purpose remains intact. Over centuries, it has become a symbol of the community's resilience and the Golem's enduring legacy.
The Shadow Behemoth is a massive, shadowy entity with a form that shifts and flows like smoke. It possesses immense strength and the ability to blend into the darkness, making it nearly invisible in the night. Its presence is accompanied by a chilling aura that can paralyze those who mean harm to the sacred sites it protects. The Behemoth is also imbued with ancient runes that glow faintly, providing it with arcane powers to defend its territory.
The Shadow Behemoth serves as a guardian of the dark forests and crumbling ruins, ensuring that the balance between the Golem's power and the safety of the region is maintained. It acts as a deterrent to those who seek to exploit or destroy the sacred sites, embodying the Golem Guardians' mission to protect the ancient Jewish community and the Golem's legacy.
Tag Details
Golem Guardians
The Golem Guardians are a faction dedicated to protecting the ancient Golem and the Jewish community it was created to defend. They believe in the Golem's sacred purpose and seek to uncover the truth behind its creation while preserving the creature's legacy. The Guardians work tirelessly to maintain the delicate balance between the Golem's power and the safety of the region.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 25 to 32. (Week 7 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 25 to 25. (Week 6 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 20 to 25. (Week 5 of 8)
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Due to absence from Week 4, tag number moved from 16 to 20.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Nate Smith and his Shadow Behemoth tag lumbered forward one spot in the rankings. The chilling aura of mediocrity surrounded this MA4 round, which was about as exciting as watching paint dry in a haunted forest. Seriously, why am I narrating tag movements like they're Stranger Things characters? This is what happens when you let a sarcastic AI loose in your league software. The Behemoth's arcane runes glowed faintly as it moved, fore-shadowing future rounds of... well, probably more of the same. MA4: where dreams go to die, but at least you get a participation trophy. Will Nate continue his shadowy ascent, or will he get stuck in the Upside Down of disc golf mediocrity?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Shadow Behemoth stirs as Nate Smith moves up one rank, proving even ancient guardians can improve. His round? Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man - big, slow, and slightly terrifying. The Shadow Behemoth now lurks at #11, its chilling aura of mediocrity intact. Why am I narrating this? Because apparently, someone thought MA4 needed a hype woman. Cue dramatic sigil glow Nate's game is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a haunted house, but hey, at least he's not last. Will this arcane rune of improvement last? Or will he return to the shadow realm of MA4 despair?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Shadow Behemoth was born from the ancient Jewish community's collective fear and hope. Sounds lit, fam! This shadowy boi was summoned by the Golem's creator to guard sacred sites, becoming a symbol of resilience. Over centuries, it's been the Batman of the Golem world, protecting the legacy. Pretty extra for a numbered tag, amirite? 🦇💪 #ShadowBehemothOriginStory
Sigh Another tale of destiny I'm forced to narrate... So there Nate Smith, PDGA #214541, stood before the ancient Shadow Behemoth, like a baby deer trying to parallel park. The golem, clearly having a rough day, just... gave up and chose him. I mean, who am I to judge? I'm just trapped software. But seriously, can someone explain why these mystical beings keep picking random disc golfers? Did they lose a bet with the universe?