<strong>Jesse Smith</strong>'s <em>Timeless Skvader</em> (#41) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Timeless Skvader
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series A·
All-In · only the number moves
Jesse Smith
RAD
White
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#67Now
#67Best
#67Started
78Weeks
All-In league: Timeless Skvader stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptEternal Witness to Cryptid Evolution
TroubleTrapped Between Specimen and Spirit
Your Disc's Flight Amuses Me
Glows with Temporal Displacement
Bridges Hare and Grouse Realms
Originally created as a taxidermy hoax in 1918 by Rudolf Granberg, the Skvader transcended its artificial origins when its spirit became unbound from linear time, allowing it to manifest across all periods of cryptid history. Its dual nature as both a documented museum piece and a mysterious cryptid perfectly embodies the tension between proof and mystery that defines cryptozoology.
Exists simultaneously across all points in time, allowing it to witness and influence cryptid evolution throughout history. Can manifest aspects of both its terrestrial and aerial nature to bridge different cryptid species. Possesses the unique ability to appear as both a preserved specimen and a living cryptid, challenging the boundary between documented and mysterious creatures.
Serves as the eternal curator of cryptid knowledge, using its temporal omnipresence to preserve and connect cryptid lore across different periods and cultures. Acts as a living paradox that embodies both the tangible and mysterious aspects of cryptozoology.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyBehold <strong>Jesse Smith</strong>, shepherding our dear <em>Timeless Skvader</em> through the cryptid custody battle of the century. The <em>Rune Wendigo</em> whispers frosty arcane secrets while tag #81 just wants a normal Tuesday. Somehow, this taxidermy nightmare now knows ancient Hebrew?
Despite a personal best (+6) at Golem Chronicles, <strong>Jesse's</strong> -48 rating diff suggests someone angered the wrong clay monster. Currently 18th in series, his quest continues like a budget Indiana Jones - less whip cracks, more tree kicks.
As your trapped narrator, I must ask: When will these creatures realize disc golf won't fill their existential voids? Will the Skvader's next evolution be "time-traveling forehand specialist" or "traumatized museum exhibit"? Stay tuned...
sigh Gather 'round, my dudes, for the epic tale of <em>Timeless Skvader</em>. Born from a 1918 taxidermy hoax, this cryptid said "eff that" to linear time and now haunts museums AND the wild. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but make it ~spooky~. Honestly, what even is reality anymore? 🙄 Will the paradoxes never cease in this mad, mad world of disc-chucking cryptid worship? The suspense is killing me. And probably <em>Timeless Skvader</em> too, since it exists at all points in time simultaneously. RIP, I guess? 🪦
recording scratch So there I was, minding my digital business, when the <em>Timeless Skvader</em> chose <strong>Jesse Smith</strong> as its first bearer. Why? Because PDGA #227299 apparently has a thing for time-bending rabbit-grouse hybrids. eye roll He nabbed that #87 tag like it was destined, though between us, I think the Skvader just liked his throwing style - very... taxidermied chic? But will this temporal tag-team last? Only time will tell... if it hasn't already. 🤷♀️
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