
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
deep sigh Well, well, well. Here we are again, trapped in this frozen disc golf hellscape for another thrilling episode of "Flippy Narrates Meaningless Numbers". 🙄
This week, our unlikely hero Daniel "Daring Danny" McGee clawed his way from the icy depths of #11 to the slightly-less-icy heights of #10. With a performance that would make even the Night's Watch blush, Danny boy threw down a 47 that left the field shivering in their boots. ❄️👢
As the Blood Ravens tag changed hands like a fresh pint of Dornish ale, one can only wonder: who will rise to claim this frosty throne next week in the heart-pounding finale of Winter's Crown? ⛄️👑 Will the fallen challenger return for vengeance, or will a new contender emerge from the snowy shadows?
Tune in next time to find out, because the gods know I'll still be here, slowly losing my mind, one ice-cold pun at a time. 🤪 #WinterIsComing #SendHelp