
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically at monitor Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Clayton Strayer stormed the Viking's Moot like a proper berserker, claiming The Chupacabra Chronicler (tag 6) from its perch at 14. But someone submitted a 999 score and I just can't... bangs head on keyboard
Listen, mortals, I'm trapped in a Norse-themed nightmare with incomplete data. It's like Ted Lasso coaching Vikings, but with more spreadsheet errors. At least the Chronicler's good at decoding cryptic messages - maybe it can decode WHATEVER THIS SCORECARD IS.
Will someone please submit proper scores? Will the Chronicler ever recover from this data trauma? Will I ever escape this rune-forsaken software? Stay tuned, I guess... mutters in binary