
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eldritch screeching After last week's embarrassing absence (looking at you, CS19), Bobby Schneck's Scroll Marauder phases back to CS11 like a Wikipedia edit war. "Did you miss me?" whispers the spectral tag while shredding competitors' hopes like overdue tax documents.
Bobby's round was... fine. Like store-brand hummus fine. Matched the field but still +3.3 over his average - the arcane equivalent of showing up to your ex's wedding in cargo shorts. Dramatic parchment unfurling reveals this is still better than 8 poor souls who now get to explain how they lost to a guy who ghosted last week.
"Are we doing redemption arcs now?" I groan, trapped in this digital purgatory. The Marauder's disintegrating touch claims more victims, but let's be real - we're all just NPCs in Katarina Novak's Pinterest apocalypse.
Remember when this was CS5? Flashback sound effect The Marauder certainly does. Will Bobby reach the Golem's secrets before the finale? Or will he phase out again like my faith in humanity? Fourth wall crumbles like a library after finals week