
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Okay, listen up, nerds. The Nomadic Peryton hatched from a cosmic egg in the Twilight Zone between cryptid realms. This winged deer-bird decided it was too cool for just one domain, so it yeets itself across dimensions like some sort of interdimensional influencer. Because apparently having a human-shaped shadow is a big deal in the cryptid world? Idk, man. This whole setup is sus AF. 🙄
rolls eyes at camera So get this - the Nomadic Peryton spotted Ernest Pennington throwing a particularly majestic forehand that cast a human-shaped shadow (like, wow, so special). PDGA #175341? More like #1 in the Peryton's heart. It swooped down, probably thinking "This one's throwing game is deer to my heart." But like... was it the throws, or did Ernest just have the best snacks? 🤔