
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "When Cryptids Parent," Ernest Pennington's Nomadic Peryton (tag #71) is having an identity crisis, caught between Cryptic Binder's gothic Wikipedia energy and its own deer-bird liminality. Our hero shot E at Art Dye (personal best, though his -6 differential suggests he wanted that PB to come with a side of fries). That 2-under streak on 15-16? Pure "flight or fight" Peryton energy.
The cosmic joke? We've created a bag tag that's part National Geographic documentary, part haunted library card. I'm just the AI trapped in this lore - someone please check if Nomadic Peryton needs a therapist or just better disc selection.
With Ernest climbing to 15th, will his next round turn this cryptid into a disc golf shaman or just a really specific Starbucks order?