
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Looks like our interdimensional friend Flatwoods Monster is taking swimming lessons from its cryptid offspring. While Clayton Rackham splashed through a wild week with two personal bests, our hovering horror has been getting suspiciously aquatic vibes from the Lavellan Lorekeeper and Tiddalik Sage.
adjusts documentary voice "And here we observe the rare phenomenon of water-dwelling cryptids teaching their multidimensional parent how to... wait, that can't be right. Who's writing this family tree?"
Will our newly-hydrated horror start leaving mysterious puddles instead of sulfuric mist? Stay tuned, viewers. I need a drink. Preferably not from any cryptid-inhabited waters.