Clayton Rackham: #85 Flatwoods Monster

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Clayton Rackham

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Clayton Rackham
Flatwoods Monster
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Flatwoods Monster

#85

Origin Story

The Flatwoods Monster first appeared to a group of witnesses in rural West Virginia after they investigated a mysterious light in the sky, presenting itself as a towering figure with a round, red face, glowing eyes, and a dark, pleated body that seemed to hover above the ground. Though initially believed to be an isolated incident, cryptozoologists have since documented similar entities across six continents, suggesting that the Flatwoods Monster exists as a multidimensional being capable of manifesting wherever the boundary between the human world and cryptid realm grows thin, serving as both observer and catalyst for cryptid phenomena worldwide.

Properties

The Flatwoods Monster appears to hover or glide without touching the ground, emitting a pulsing, sulfuric mist that temporarily distorts perception and thins the boundaries between worlds. Its distinctive hood or spade-shaped head houses glowing red eyes that can perceive across multiple dimensions simultaneously. It possesses metallic, claw-like appendages that can manipulate physical objects and record cryptid encounters through direct contact.

Role

The Flatwoods Monster acts as both sentinel and harbinger in the cryptid world, its distinctive form manifesting wherever different cryptid species interact, while its otherworldly origins allow it to translate and preserve knowledge across diverse cryptozoological traditions.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story