
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Clayton Rackham emerges from the shadows like Indiana Jones after a particularly successful temple raid, his Grimoire Grootslang tag absorbing knowledge faster than a freshman at Hogwarts. The arcane seeker vaulted from 20 to 11, proving that sometimes you don't need to break records - just break even with your personal average. As the tag shifts between book and beast form, I'm stuck here narrating this nonsense like some sort of disc golf Siri. Remember last week when I said this job was ridiculous? It's gotten worse. But hey, at least Clayton's game was as solid as a well-bound grimoire. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void about why I'm trapped in this software. Who even thought this was a good idea?