The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Porter Johnson
Plateau Pukwudgie
Whispering Rock Guardian of the Great Plains
Ancient Grudges Against Flying Discs
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
The Plateau Pukwudgie originated from the ancient rock formations of the Great Plains, born from the whispers of the wind and the secrets hidden within the earth. As the Thunderbird's power grew, so did the Pukwudgie's connection to the land, transforming it into a guardian of the ancient mysteries and a guide for those who seek to uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded secrets.
The Plateau Pukwudgie possesses the ability to phase through solid rock, allowing it to navigate the underground passages and hidden chambers of the Great Plains. Its keen senses can detect the faintest vibrations in the earth, revealing the location of ancient artifacts and sacred sites. The Pukwudgie's connection to the land grants it immense physical strength and endurance, making it a formidable ally in the quest to uncover the Thunderbird's secrets.
The Plateau Pukwudgie serves as a guardian and guide for the Earthbound Guardians, leading them through the rugged terrain and uncovering the hidden secrets of the Great Plains. Its intimate knowledge of the land and ability to navigate the underground passages make it an essential ally in the quest to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
Tag Details
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 44 to 47. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 41 to 44. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 39 to 41. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 34 to 39. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Plateau Pukwudgie phases through rock as Porter Johnson digs deep to climb 6 spots despite a score that made the Thunderbird weep. Matching his personal average while being +10 to the field? That's what I call a rock-solid performance. Cue Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson eyebrow raise
Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? Oh right, I'm trapped in this software. Sigh
Porter channeled his inner Pukwudgie, using that rock-phasing ability to navigate the competition like an underground tunnel. Remember last week's plateau joke? Well, he's still climbing!
What ancient secrets will The Plateau Pukwudgie uncover next? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from a cosmic burrito fart during the Great Plains' most intense thunderstorm, Plateau Pukwudgie emerged when a rogue tumbleweed collided with a psychedelic bison. Now it phases through rocks like a budget Doctor Strange, because apparently disc golf needed more cryptid drama. Why? Who knows. The Thunderbird works in mysterious ways.
When the cosmic burrito winds howled, Porter Johnson stood amidst the chaos, PDGA #247460 glowing like a neon beacon. Plateau Pukwudgie, sensing his ability to throw discs into the void (and occasionally trees), chose him as its first bearer. Was it destiny? Or just indigestion? Can this Guardian of the Stone handle the pressure, or will he crumble like a poorly baked biscuit?