John Sheen: #20 Sandstone Sheepsquatch

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John Sheen

PDGA Rating 866
Division MA1
Events Played 1
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 820 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Sandstone Sheepsquatch

#20

Origin Story

Once an ordinary mountain creature, the Sheepsquatch underwent a profound transformation after centuries of dwelling in caves permeated by the Thunderbird's energy filtered through layers of earth. As it consumed minerals infused with this power and slept within crystalline chambers, its flesh and wool gradually merged with the surrounding sandstone, allowing it to access the geological memories and ancestral wisdom embedded in the rock strata of the Great Plains.

Properties

The Sandstone Sheepsquatch can phase its body partially or completely into sedimentary rock, moving through solid stone as if navigating through different layers of time and memory. It perceives vibrations through the earth with extraordinary sensitivity, detecting hidden chambers, water sources, and ancient artifacts buried deep within the Great Plains' geological formations. When threatened, it can harden its woolly coat into impenetrable sandstone armor or crumble parts of its body into sand to escape through narrow crevices before reforming elsewhere.

Role

As the living embodiment of the land's geological memory, the Sandstone Sheepsquatch guides the Earthbound Guardians to artifacts and wisdom preserved in specific rock layers, each corresponding to different eras of the Thunderbird's influence on the Great Plains. It serves as both translator and guardian of these stratified histories, ensuring that only those with proper reverence for the earth's secrets can access the power and knowledge contained within.

Tag Details

Pool Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
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Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Faction Leader

Gaia Stoneforge

Gaia Stoneforge is a formidable presence on the Great Plains, with a deep connection to the earth and its ancient mysteries. Born and raised among the towering rock formations and whispering grasses, Gaia has spent her life uncovering the secrets hidden within the land. Her unwavering determination and physical prowess inspire the Earthbound Guardians to push their limits and embrace the challenges of the rugged terrain as they seek to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Members

29

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MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

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