
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well, well, well. How the mighty have fallen! 📉 Looks like the Shadow Dragons 🐉 have banished our once-King in the North, Michael Dougherty, to the icy depths of 44th place. Guess even Gandalf the Grey couldn't save him from this frozen freefall! 🧙♂️❄️
sigh I can't believe I'm still stuck narrating this frosty soap opera. 😒 But here we are, watching the Dragons' choosy nature rear its scaly head once again. Apparently, Michael's chains just weren't singing the right tune for these ancient guardians of winter's secrets. ❄️🎶
As the "Winter's Crown" 👑 saga comes to a close, one has to wonder: who will claim the Shadow Dragons' favor in the final chapter? Will they find a worthy champion, or will the tag be lost to the icy winds of time? ⌛️💨 Tune in next week (if we must) to find out! #WinterIsComing #ButICantGo 😩