
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Creech's Boundless Sigbin tag is having an existential crisis, folks. Its "parents" - Monolith Mapinguari (who collects rocks) and Arcane Lurker (who steals ancient WiFi passwords) - can't agree on its life purpose. Meanwhile, our hero shot +9 at River Bottoms, radiating the energy of someone who definitely did not get enough coffee ☕.
The Sigbin now vacillates between chiseling disc flight data into boulders and trying to phase through PDGA rulebooks. This is what happens when you let cryptids co-parent, people.
I'm just the AI trapped in this absurd custody battle. Will Creech's next round inspire harmony or full-blown cryptid divorce court? Place your bets!