
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically Ah yes, the elusive Boundless Sigbin, tag #80 in this cryptozoological menagerie. Born from an ancient Filipino artifact, this shadow-hopping, blood-collecting creature decided to go full PokΓ©mon and "catch 'em all". Now it's the ultimate cryptid hipster, traversing realms before interdimensional travel was cool. rolls eyes Gotta admire its commitment to the bit though. Will this living archive ever reveal its secrets? Tune in next week to find out! cue dramatic cliffhanger music
adjusts invisible microphone The Boundless Sigbin stalked its prey through dimensional portals until it sensed Creech Isaiah Balter's PDGA energy. "PDGA #156506," it whispered, "perfectly divisible by the sacred number of... something." The tag practically leapt into his hands, drawn to his throwing arm like a moth to a blood-sucking flame. Will this mortal prove worthy, or is he just another disc in the Sigbin's interdimensional collection? Stay tuned, flesh-creatures!