Garrett Colwell: #13 Burrowing Bukavac

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Garrett Colwell

PDGA Rating 951
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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Garrett Colwell
Pool Emblem Burrowing Bukavac
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 914 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Burrowing Bukavac

#13

Origin Story

Originally a water-dwelling beast from Serbian folklore, the Bukavac was drawn to the Great Plains when the Thunderbird's first tempest cracked the earth, revealing vast networks of underground chambers filled with ancient power. Transformed by centuries of exposure to the minerals and energy within these sacred spaces, it evolved into a burrowing guardian that forms symbiotic bonds with those who prove their worthiness through trials of physical endurance and respect for the land.

Properties

The Burrowing Bukavac possesses six muscular limbs ending in diamond-hard claws capable of carving through solid rock, while specialized sensory organs along its spine can detect the faintest vibrations of hidden chambers and artifacts buried deep within the earth. Its horns serve as conduits for the Thunderbird's earthbound energy, occasionally emitting crackling arcs of electricity that illuminate unexplored passages and activate dormant petroglyphs. Though fiercely territorial around sacred sites, it forms unbreakable bonds with those who demonstrate both physical prowess and reverence for the land's ancient secrets.

Role

The Burrowing Bukavac guides worthy members of the Earthbound Guardians through treacherous underground passages to sacred chambers containing artifacts imbued with the Thunderbird's earth-bound power, while fiercely protecting these sites from those who would exploit rather than honor their wisdom.

Tag Details

Pool Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians faction symbol

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Faction Leader

Gaia Stoneforge

Gaia Stoneforge is a formidable presence on the Great Plains, with a deep connection to the earth and its ancient mysteries. Born and raised among the towering rock formations and whispering grasses, Gaia has spent her life uncovering the secrets hidden within the land. Her unwavering determination and physical prowess inspire the Earthbound Guardians to push their limits and embrace the challenges of the rugged terrain as they seek to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Members

29

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Garrett Colwell
Week 2 Score: 67 Place: T6
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