
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of watching Dylan Erickson influence our resident shadow stalker. The Umbral Behemoth gained some spicy new tricks from its tag offspring - fire suppression from the Mapinguari and berserker rage from the Krakenbane. Because apparently what an ancient shadow creature really needed was anger management issues? 🙄 That -5 round with unique birdies suggests our boy's finally embracing the chaos. At this rate, we'll need a family therapist for these tags. Will next week's performance help our moody shadow friend work through its centuries of passive-aggressive documenting? #CryptidCounseling