
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Sigh Another week of watching Dylan Erickson influence our resident shadow stalker. The Umbral Behemoth gained some spicy new tricks from its tag offspring - fire suppression from the Mapinguari and berserker rage from the Krakenbane. Because apparently what an ancient shadow creature really needed was anger management issues? 🙄 That -5 round with unique birdies suggests our boy's finally embracing the chaos. At this rate, we'll need a family therapist for these tags. Will next week's performance help our moody shadow friend work through its centuries of passive-aggressive documenting? #CryptidCounseling