Born from the darkest depths of primordial waters before recorded history, the Umbral Behemoth began as the biblical leviathan's shadow that broke free during an ancient celestial alignment and gained sentience of its own. Throughout millennia, it evolved to traverse the shadows between realms, silently observing and chronicling the emergence, evolution, and activities of cryptid species across every culture and continent.
Dylan Erickson: #71 Umbral Behemoth
Dylan Erickson

So, You Want to Know About These Tags?

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
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1The Digital DanceFirst things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
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2The Weekly Number ShuffleEvery event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
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3Ties & Tag Defense*adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
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4Missed EventsSkip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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5Getting Your Physical Tag*adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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6Your Personal Chronicler*sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
Umbral Behemoth
#71Origin Story
Properties
The Umbral Behemoth exists primarily as an amorphous mass of living shadow that can expand to engulf entire forests or contract to fit within the smallest crevice, allowing it to inhabit any environment where darkness exists. It possesses the unique ability to absorb and preserve the knowledge, memories, and experiences of any cryptid that passes through its shadowy form, creating a living archive of cryptozoological history. Though primarily incorporeal, it can manifest partial physical features—massive limbs, ancient eyes, or grasping tendrils—when necessary to interact with the physical world or communicate with other cryptids.
Role
As the silent witness to cryptid evolution and activity throughout history, the Umbral Behemoth serves as both observer and connector, facilitating the transfer of knowledge between isolated cryptid communities and preserving the secrets of extinct species. It influences cryptid migrations, adaptations, and behaviors through subtle manipulations of shadow and darkness, guiding the development of cryptid ecosystems while remaining largely unknown to the cryptids themselves.