
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Matrix bullet time effect Hans Duong defied the field like Neo dodging bullets, prairie dogging the competition to snatch Thunderbird - Prairie Prowler from #13 to #8. Channeling the Thunderbird's earth energy, he moved through the course like Mad Max through the desert - all speed and no brakes. Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Game of Thrones characters? Anyway, Hans proved last week's whispering winds were no fluke, his forehand cutting through the plains like a... well, you know. Will he continue his ascent, or will the storm-bringer's power prove too much? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.