
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's Hans Duong, suddenly remembering how to disc golf after two weeks of naps. The Prairie Prowler went from 29 to 4 like it caught a tailwind from the Thunderbird itself. sigh I guess even blind squirrels find nuts when the field averages 59 and you shoot 52.
Fourth wall break Oh NOW you decide to show up, Hans? After weeks of making me narrate your absence like some disc golf soap opera? The Thunderbird's "electrifying presence" must've finally jumpstarted your game.
Props where due: Hans channeled the Prowler's "legendary leaping ability" better than a caffeinated kangaroo. Pop culture ref: This glow-up was more shocking than the last season of Succession.
whispers The tag's origin says it guards "sacred ground" - apparently that includes the top 5 now. Callback to 4/3: Who's "consistently average" now, huh?
Closing thought: If this is the season finale, at least it wasn't all filler episodes. static