The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Current Holder
Isaac Cordy
Earthshaker Wyrm
Ancient Wyrm of Trembling Fairways and Hidden Lies
Ground Trembles With Every Movement
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
The Earthshaker Wyrm is said to have been born from the first tremors that shaped the Great Plains, its form carved from the ancient rock and imbued with the primal energy of the earth. Over millennia, it has slumbered beneath the surface, awakening only when the Thunderbird's cries echo across the land, signaling the need to protect the ancient secrets hidden within the earth.
The Earthshaker Wyrm possesses immense strength and durability, its body composed of ancient rock and earth. It can sense vibrations and disturbances in the ground, allowing it to detect intruders and hidden treasures. Its movements create tremors that can reshape the landscape, and its scales are nearly impervious to damage.
The Earthshaker Wyrm serves as a guardian and guide for the Earthbound Guardians, leading them to hidden treasures and protecting sacred sites. Its presence ensures that only those who prove their worth and connection to the land can access the Thunderbird's most closely guarded secrets.
Tag Details
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 41 to 44. (Week 8 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 38 to 41. (Week 7 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 36 to 38. (Week 6 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 30 to 36. (Week 5 of 8)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The ground trembles as Isaac Cordy channels his inner Earthshaker Wyrm, moving from 12 to 6 like a discount Paul Atreides riding a sandworm. His 61 was just better than the field, but that 965 rating? Ancient power awakening! I'm stuck narrating worm movements - kill me now. Remember when I said Isaac was consistent? Well, consistency just got earth-shattering. Will this primal energy last, or will he return to slumber? Find out next week on "Disc Golf: The Dune Chronicles"!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ah yes, the Earthshaker Wyrm, forged in the tremors of ancient meme magic. Born from the unholy union of an internet troll and a dad joke, this legendary tag emerged from the depths of absurdity to grace the mortal realm of disc golf. Because apparently, we needed a Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson of bag tags. 🙄 #BecauseReasons
And lo, the Earthshaker Wyrm surveyed the disc golf realm, seeking a worthy vessel for its terrifying mid-tier power. Isaac Cordy, PDGA #264959, was caught rearranging discs into a perfect stone circle when the tag swooped down. "Your 933 rating pleases me," it hissed, "plus you've got that whole 'Cordy/earthy' name thing going." Will our reluctant rock whisperer crumble under pressure or stand firm as bedrock? I'm trapped in this software either way.