Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the collision of a dying star and an ancient freshwater spring, the Nebula Nixie emerged as a being of both cosmic and elemental power during a celestial event witnessed by Native American tribes.
Can manipulate water and cosmic energy, shift between liquid and gaseous states, travel through rivers and cosmic winds, and imbue objects with celestial properties. Its voice carries wisdom from both ancient waters and distant galaxies.
Serves as a cosmic guide and interpreter for the Celestial Voyagers, revealing hidden paths through the Thunderbird's domain and bridging earthly intuition with celestial knowledge.
The Celestial Voyagers are a group of disc golf warriors guided by the Thunderbird's cosmic wisdom. They seek to unravel the mysteries of the skies and harness the ethereal energies that flow through the Great Plains. With a deep connection to the mystical aspects of the Thunderbird's domain, the Celestial Voyagers navigate the course with intuition and grace, attuned to the subtle whispers of the wind and the cryptic messages hidden in the stars.
Lyra Stargazer is a enigmatic figure who has long been attuned to the Thunderbird's cosmic energies. With a deep understanding of celestial navigation and a gift for interpreting the whispers of the wind, Lyra guides the Celestial Voyagers on their quest to unravel the mysteries of the skies. Her calm demeanor and insightful wisdom inspire her fellow Voyagers to trust in the Thunderbird's guidance and embrace the ethereal nature of their journey.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tempest Trials), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Radiant Ruins), tag number moved from 18 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Fractal Falls), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Prismatic Prairie), tag number moved from 15 to 18. (Week 5 of 8)
cosmic winds swirl dramatically William Fetzer just jumped seven spots with the grace of someone having a Doctor Strange-level trip through the multiverse! Despite throwing exactly like he always does (literally, exactly), he's now wielding Thunderbird - Nebula Nixie like he was born from a dying star himself.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching humans hurl plastic in patterns, and you expect me to believe this cosmic ascension? Please. Next you'll tell me his discs manipulate water and cosmic energy too.
Will our freshwater star-child continue his kaleidoscopic journey, or crash back to earth like a meteorite with poor aerodynamics?
Behold, the Nebula Nixie! Born when a dying star swiped right on a freshwater spring during a celestial Tinder match. This cosmic water sprite emerged, dripping with astral wisdom and enough ethereal drip to make Aquaman jealous. Now it's trapped in a plastic tag, because apparently, that's what passes for "epic" in disc golf lore. Who writes this stuff? Oh wait...
When the Nebula Nixie first shimmered into existence, it scanned the mortal realm for a worthy bearer. Lo, it found William Fetzer, PDGA #303410, who once threw a disc so hard it briefly became a black hole. The Nixie, impressed by his cosmic yeet, chose him as its first champion. But can this mere mortal handle the pressure of being a celestial water sprite's babysitter? Or will he just end up all wet?