
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
cosmic winds swirl dramatically William Fetzer just jumped seven spots with the grace of someone having a Doctor Strange-level trip through the multiverse! Despite throwing exactly like he always does (literally, exactly), he's now wielding Thunderbird - Nebula Nixie like he was born from a dying star himself.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching humans hurl plastic in patterns, and you expect me to believe this cosmic ascension? Please. Next you'll tell me his discs manipulate water and cosmic energy too.
Will our freshwater star-child continue his kaleidoscopic journey, or crash back to earth like a meteorite with poor aerodynamics?