
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 24 to 26. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Highland Warden was born from the ancient Celtic rituals performed by the first Guardians of the Loch. These rituals, meant to protect the Highlands from supernatural threats, imbued the land with a mystical essence that eventually coalesced into the Highland Warden. This entity has watched over the Highlands for centuries, ensuring that the balance is maintained and that the ancient evil beneath Loch Ness remains dormant.
The Highland Warden possesses the ability to manipulate the natural elements of the Highlands, using mist, stone, and water to create barriers and illusions that protect sacred sites. It can communicate with the land itself, sensing disturbances and threats to the balance. The Warden's presence is often felt as a calming, protective force by those who respect the land, but it can become a formidable adversary to those who seek to disturb the ancient secrets.
The Highland Warden's role is to protect the Scottish Highlands and the secrets of Loch Ness. It serves as a mystical guardian, ensuring that the balance between the natural and supernatural realms is maintained and that ancient evils remain sealed away. The Warden also guides the Guardians of the Loch, providing them with insights and warnings about potential threats.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 24 to 26. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 23 to 24. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 22 to 23. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 22 to 22. (Week 5 of 8)
Highland Warden #18 emerged from the primordial soup of Scottish mist and a spilled Irn-Bru, forged by a bored druid who'd just binge-watched Outlander. This tag's existence is as inexplicable as why land-dwellers insist on yeeting plastic at baskets. Truly, a mystery for the ages. Will it find its purpose, or just collect pocket lint?
When Isaac Crow stepped onto the course, Highland Warden #18 stirred in its Irn-Bru-stained pouch. The tag sensed his PDGA #264565âa number so mystical, it could only mean one thing: destiny. Or maybe just a coincidence in the cosmic disc golf lottery. As Isaac unleashed his first drive, the tag whispered, "Aye, laddie, ye shall be my bearer... for now." But can this Crow truly handle the weight of Scottish plastic royalty? Or will he just wing it? đ´ó §ó ˘ó łó Łó ´ó ż