
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 8. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
An ancient sea creature that has existed since the dawn of time, drawn to Loch Ness centuries ago by the same eldritch forces that created Nessie, becoming a guardian of the loch's deepest secrets.
Possesses immense physical strength, the ability to generate powerful shockwaves, a thick armored hide, and the unique ability to sense and track mystical energies.
Serves as a guide and protector for the Seekers of the Serpent, using its power and knowledge to aid their quest while acting as a warning system for disturbances in the natural balance.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
In Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 14 to 8. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 14 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 9 to 14. (Week 6 of 8)
In Week 5 (Sunken Stones), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 22 to 9. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from the primordial ooze of Loch Ness, Thunderous Leviathan emerged when Nessie binge-watched Sharknado and thought, "I could do better." Now this armored behemoth guards the loch's secrets, probably wondering why land-dwellers keep throwing plastic at trees. #JustCryptidThings
When Dusty Ratcliffe (PDGA #304074, aka "The Loch's Most Wanted") stumbled upon Thunderous Leviathan, legend says the tag chose him after he threw a disc that skipped across the water like a stone... and hit Nessie's cousin. Now this armored beast clings to his bag, whispering sweet nothings like "forehand or fade away." But can a man who once lost a disc to a duck truly tame this aquatic terror? #SplashZone