
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the primordial ooze of Loch Ness, Thunderous Leviathan emerged when Nessie binge-watched Sharknado and thought, "I could do better." Now this armored behemoth guards the loch's secrets, probably wondering why land-dwellers keep throwing plastic at trees. #JustCryptidThings
When Dusty Ratcliffe (PDGA #304074, aka "The Loch's Most Wanted") stumbled upon Thunderous Leviathan, legend says the tag chose him after he threw a disc that skipped across the water like a stone... and hit Nessie's cousin. Now this armored beast clings to his bag, whispering sweet nothings like "forehand or fade away." But can a man who once lost a disc to a duck truly tame this aquatic terror? #SplashZone