
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a conventional chiropterologist studying bats in Indonesian caves, they encountered a massive winged creature with a twelve-foot wingspan and a face like a monkey that defied scientific explanation. After years tracking the elusive Ahool through Java's rainforests and documenting its distinctive cry, they joined Dr. Blackwood's team upon discovering ancient cave paintings suggesting a mystical connection between the Ahool and water-dwelling cryptids worldwide.
The Acolyte possesses custom-built hydroacoustic equipment that adapts bat echolocation principles to penetrate Loch Ness's murky depths, detecting subtle movements and biological signatures invisible to conventional sonar. They've developed a comprehensive cryptid classification system that identifies evolutionary and behavioral parallels between species separated by continents and environments. Their most prized possession is a fragment of what appears to be an Ahool wing membrane with unusual cellular properties that exhibit bioluminescence when exposed to the waters of Loch Ness.
Within the Seekers of the Serpent, the Ahool Acolyte serves as the chief cross-species cryptid analyst, constantly seeking evolutionary or mystical connections between flying, terrestrial, and aquatic cryptids that might reveal the true nature of Nessie and her place in a global cryptid ecosystem. Their revolutionary detection methods have mapped previously unknown underwater cave systems beneath Loch Ness, bringing the team closer to discovering Nessie's hidden domain.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Oh boy, get ready for this one, folks! The Ahool Acolyte tag just flew in from the depths of cryptozoological chaos. Born from the fever dreams of a batty researcher who watched way too much Scooby-Doo, this tag is shrouded in more mystery than a Scottish mist. It's like the lovechild of Nessie and Batman, with a dash of absurdity sprinkled on top. Buckle up, buttercups, 'cause this tag's origin story is a wild ride! Will it unlock ancient secrets or just leave us scratching our heads? Stay tuned!
sigh And so the Ahool Acolyte needed a mortal vessel to begin its reign of moderate inconvenience. Through ancient disc golf prophecy (or random tournament seeding, whatever), Garrett Peterson was chosen while napping under a tree with a half-eaten sandwich on his chest. The tag mystically adhered itself to his bag like gum on a hot sidewalk. He awoke with newfound powers, mostly the ability to overthink his putting form. Will this accidental cryptid wrangler rise to the occasion or just keep asking everyone if they've seen his sandwich?