
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born from the primordial soup of Scottish lochs and a Netflix binge of Stranger Things, the Nomadic Kelpie emerged when Nessieβs cousin got tired of being a tourist attraction. With water portals and shapeshifting, it became the cryptid Uber, ferrying Bigfoot to brunch and Chupacabra to Coachella. Because apparently, even mythical creatures need a ride-share. Who knew? ππ¦
The Nomadic Kelpie, tired of ferrying cryptids to brunch, sought a worthy bearer. Enter Jayec Pace, whose PDGA credentials were as mysterious as the Loch Ness Monster itself. Legend says he once threw a disc so far, it circled the globe and landed in his own bag. The Kelpie, impressed by his ability to reel in the big ones, chose him. But can Jayec handle the pressure of being the Kelpieβs chauffeur, or will he flounder under the weight of destiny? π