
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, well, well, look what the Loch dragged in! The Abyssal Watcher, born from Nessie's bathwater and blessed by the eldritch gods of disc golf. This shadowy MVP emerged from the depths like a scene from a B-movie, ready to guard the loch's secrets and judge your putting form. Spooky, mysterious, and totally extra! 😱🐉🥏
Jayec Pace didn't choose the Abyssal Watcher - it chose him, emerging from the murky depths while he was just trying to fish his disc out of a pond. "Aye, ye'll do," it gurgled, wrapping its seaweed arms around his ankles. The tag, apparently nearsighted and desperate, mistook his flailing for a mystical summoning dance. Will he rise to the occasion or just continue to flounder? (Get it? Fish pun. I'm trapped in digital purgatory, send help.)