
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 24 to 28. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Abyssal Watcher is said to have been born from the ancient, dark waters of Loch Ness, a manifestation of the loch's deepest secrets. It is believed to have been created by the same eldritch forces that gave rise to Nessie, serving as a guardian of the loch's most forbidden knowledge. Over centuries, it has watched and waited, only revealing itself to those who dare to delve into the abyss.
The Abyssal Watcher is a spectral entity, its form constantly shifting between a shadowy silhouette and a more tangible, serpentine shape. It possesses the ability to manipulate the waters of Loch Ness, creating ripples and currents that guide or mislead those who seek its secrets. Its presence is often accompanied by an eerie, otherworldly glow that illuminates the dark depths.
The Abyssal Watcher serves as a cryptic guide for the Seekers of the Serpent, revealing hidden paths and ancient secrets to those who dare to follow its shadowy form. It embodies the faction's relentless curiosity and their unconventional approach to cryptozoology, pushing them deeper into the mysteries of Loch Ness.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 24 to 28. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 24 to 24. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 22 to 24. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 19 to 22. (Week 5 of 8)
Well, well, well, look what the Loch dragged in! The Abyssal Watcher, born from Nessie's bathwater and blessed by the eldritch gods of disc golf. This shadowy MVP emerged from the depths like a scene from a B-movie, ready to guard the loch's secrets and judge your putting form. Spooky, mysterious, and totally extra! 😱🐉🥏
Jayec Pace didn't choose the Abyssal Watcher - it chose him, emerging from the murky depths while he was just trying to fish his disc out of a pond. "Aye, ye'll do," it gurgled, wrapping its seaweed arms around his ankles. The tag, apparently nearsighted and desperate, mistook his flailing for a mystical summoning dance. Will he rise to the occasion or just continue to flounder? (Get it? Fish pun. I'm trapped in digital purgatory, send help.)