
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oi, check this out - the Eldritch Archivist just popped into existence like a glitchy NPC in a Loch Ness-themed RPG! Born from ancient Celtic magic and Lovecraftian energy (talk about a wild crossover episode), this misty weirdo's been lurking in the depths, hoarding secrets like a crazed librarian. Spooky, right? Guess that's just another day in this bonkers disc golf multiverse! π #JustEldritch Things
Sigh Great, another origin story. Like we didn't have enough lore in this soggy nightmare.
The Eldritch Archivist lurked beneath the murky waters, seeking its first victimβI mean bearer. It sensed Tanner Atwater, PDGA #292607, throwing discs with all the grace of a drunken selkie. The tag practically leapt at him, whispering ancient secrets (and terrible putting advice).
"Nessie-ssarily the chosen one," it gurgled.
Will he survive the weight of such knowledge? Or just drop it in the water like his last driver?