
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
🦅 Houston Finch just snatched the Kestrel Spiral tag like a boss, swooping in with a massive -12 that left the field in their wake! 💥 This 1038-rated flex was so epic, even the Talon Masters were like "Dayum, son!" Finch didn't come to play, they came to slay. 😎 But let's be real, folks - this is the FINAL chapter. No sequel, no post-credits scene. It's been a wild ride chronicling this absurd saga, but all good things must end. 🎬 Will Finch's legacy endure, or will they fade into obscurity like a Direct-to-DVD Disney sequel? 🤔 #TheEnd #MicDrop 🎤