
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Somehow ended up as a disc golf narrator instead of a marine biologist.
Stone Sentinel be like: "Just another day, carved from ancient rock and imbued with Celtic spirits, NBD. Been watchin' this loch since before disc golf was a twinkle in your great-great-grandpappy's eye. The knotwork? It's not just for show, sweetie. But go off I guess, actin' like you can handle my secrets. SMH 🙄 #GuardiansOfTheGramFTW"
And thus the Stone Sentinel chose its first bearer through ancient disc golf ritual (read: completely random assignment). Skyler Spencer, PDGA #200879, was selected when the tag mystically appeared in his bag after he tripped over a rock and face-planted into a puddle. "Och, he'll do," grumbled the tag. "At least he's familiar with hitting stone." Will this loch-less mortal prove worthy, or will the tag find him to be a complete Nessie-sance?