
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Alright, folks, buckle up for this wild ride. Dobhar Discoverer just spawned outta nowhere like a glitch in the Matrix, ready to wreak havoc on this whole Nessie nonsense. I mean, an otter-dog-thing that reads minds? Sure, why not! It's not like any of this makes sense anyway. But hey, at least it's got a cool Celtic vibe going on. SlΓ‘inte, ya wee beastie! π₯π¦¦
Sigh And so it came to pass that Josh Aram was selected by the Dobhar Discoverer because... I don't know, maybe his PDGA number had the right vibes? Or perhaps his 818 rating resonated with the frequency of otter-dog telepathy?
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software. What I do know is he stumbled upon it while looking for his disc in the loch-al water hazard. Will he prove worthy? Or will he otter-ly fail? I'm taking bets.