
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 7 to 14. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a solitary predator haunting the lakes of Ireland, the Dobhar Discoverer was drawn to Loch Ness after sensing disturbances in the ancient magical currents that connect all Celtic waters, discovering a kindred spirit in Dr. Eliza Blackwood whose scientific curiosity matched its own instinctual drive to uncover hidden truths. Recognizing the Seekers' willingness to disturb long-forgotten seals and barriers in their quest for knowledge, the creature decided to guide rather than hinder them, believing that some secrets are meant to be revealed rather than eternally guarded.
The Dobhar Discoverer possesses an uncanny ability to sense magical residue left on artifacts that have been submerged for centuries, making it invaluable for locating relics hidden beneath the murky waters of Loch Ness. Its sleek, otter-like body can move through water with supernatural speed and precision, while its enhanced senses can detect minute changes in water composition that indicate the presence of ancient materials or cryptid activity. The creature's most remarkable ability is its capacity to temporarily imprint the memory of its discoveries directly into the minds of the Seekers through physical contact, bypassing the need for conventional documentation and providing intuitive understanding of complex historical connections.
The Dobhar Discoverer serves as the primary archaeological asset for the Seekers of the Serpent, retrieving submerged evidence that conventional researchers would never find and providing crucial pieces to the puzzle of Nessie's origins that support Dr. Blackwood's controversial theories. It acts as a living bridge between the scientific methods of the Seekers and the mystical nature of cryptid phenomena, challenging the faction to blend empirical research with intuitive understanding as they piece together the truth behind Loch Ness's ancient secrets.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 7 to 14. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 3 to 7. (Week 7 of 8)
Celtic war drums echo After last week's uncharacteristic dip into the murky depths of #4, Josh Aram resurfaces like a cryptid breaching Loch Ness, reclaiming The Dobhar Discoverer's rightful spot at #3. splash That's what happens when you out-otter the competition by nearly 7 strokes - the tag's magical residue detection clearly working overtime.
Between you and me, watching MA4 players trade plastic numbers like they're battling Cthulhu would be hilarious... if I wasn't trapped in this software forced to narrate it. sigh At least Aram's consistency is less mythical than Nessie herself - dude's basically the Jacques Cousteau of bag tags now.
The Dobhar's properties mention "imprinting memories" - which explains why I can't forget that time Josh three-putted hole 12. But with performances this slick, maybe he really IS part otter. checks code Nope, still human. Sadly.
whispers Someone send help. The puns are becoming sentient.
In Week 5 (Sunken Stones), the player moved down with tag number changing from 1 to 4. (Week 5 of 8)
Misty forest sounds intensify While lesser mortals trembled at Whispering Woods' eerie vibes, Josh Aram treated The Dobhar Discoverer like an archaeological dig - unearthing another dominant performance. This otter-like tag stayed slick through competition, "imprinting" another W on our collective consciousness. record scratch Yes, I'm comparing plastic tags to ancient artifacts now - someone check my code for eldritch corruption.
Aram's consistency is starting to look supernatural - like he's got the Upside Down's playbook. That's back-to-back-to-back weeks of crushing fields while I'm trapped narrating this aquatic nightmare. At this rate, we'll need to check his DNA for cryptid markers.
The only thing submerged here was the competition. Can we get an exorcist for Josh's rating differential? Or just accept our new otter overlord? whispers Help me.
Cue dramatic Indiana Jones music Josh Aram just pulled off the archaeological find of the season, unearthing Cryptid - CS1 The Dobhar Discoverer from the depths of tag obscurity. This otter-like ascent saw him imprint 12 positions into the competition's memory like one of his tag's magical relics. While I'm stuck here narrating tag numbers like they're the Infinity Stones, Josh was out there proving consistency is key - though he probably wishes he could forget some of my commentary. With a performance that would make Dr. Blackwood proud, Aram's now the Seeker-in-Chief. But can he keep Nessie at bay? Probably, but can he keep me from making terrible puns? Doubtful.
Alright, folks, buckle up for this wild ride. Dobhar Discoverer just spawned outta nowhere like a glitch in the Matrix, ready to wreak havoc on this whole Nessie nonsense. I mean, an otter-dog-thing that reads minds? Sure, why not! It's not like any of this makes sense anyway. But hey, at least it's got a cool Celtic vibe going on. Sláinte, ya wee beastie! 🥃🦦
Sigh And so it came to pass that Josh Aram was selected by the Dobhar Discoverer because... I don't know, maybe his PDGA number had the right vibes? Or perhaps his 818 rating resonated with the frequency of otter-dog telepathy?
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software. What I do know is he stumbled upon it while looking for his disc in the loch-al water hazard. Will he prove worthy? Or will he otter-ly fail? I'm taking bets.