Josh Aram: #57 Wandering Almasty

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Josh Aram

PDGA Rating 818
Division MA4
Events Played 1
57
Josh Aram
Wandering Almasty
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Wandering Almasty

#57

Origin Story

The Wandering Almasty emerged when a solitary Almasty discovered a network of forgotten underground caves containing prehistoric paintings depicting migration routes used by ancient cryptids before human civilization arose. After drinking from a mysterious subterranean spring within these caves, it gained the ancestral memories of all cryptid migrations throughout history, compelling it to wander eternally between cryptid territories, documenting their evolution and preserving their interconnected histories.

Properties

The Wandering Almasty can traverse physical barriers between cryptid territories by following ancient migration routes that remain invisible to human perception. It possesses perfect recall of all cryptid encounters throughout history, allowing it to recognize patterns and connections between seemingly unrelated cryptid species. It carries a collection of small artifacts gathered from various cryptid domains that serve as both mnemonic devices and physical proof of its extensive travels. Due to its consumption of the mysterious spring water, it ages extremely slowly, allowing it to witness cryptid evolution across centuries.

Role

The Wandering Almasty serves as the living archive of cryptid knowledge, preserving their histories and facilitating communication between isolated cryptid species while maintaining a comprehensive mental map of all cryptid territories and migration patterns worldwide.

Tag Details

Series Cryptid Series
Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story