
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals: Josh Aram has awakened Wandering Almasty from its millennia-long slumber with a -12 bogey-free massacre at Whispering Woods. The Dobhar Discoverer (aquatic tryhard) and Almasty (chill wanderer) are now locked in a custody battle over daddy tag's soul.
Record scratch Yes, we're seriously treating plastic tags like divorced parents. Josh's third straight PB (+109 diff!) has Wandering Almasty doing TikTok dances in Neolithic caves.
Fourth wall? Obliterated. This lore makes Lost look straightforward. Will Josh's hot streak finally get this cryptid a verified blue checkmark? Only the forest spirits (and UDisc) know.