Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Aram
Wandering Almasty
The Living Map to Every Cryptid's Doorstep
Can't Remember Where I Parked
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
The Wandering Almasty emerged when a solitary Almasty discovered a network of forgotten underground caves containing prehistoric paintings depicting migration routes used by ancient cryptids before human civilization arose. After drinking from a mysterious subterranean spring within these caves, it gained the ancestral memories of all cryptid migrations throughout history, compelling it to wander eternally between cryptid territories, documenting their evolution and preserving their interconnected histories.
The Wandering Almasty can traverse physical barriers between cryptid territories by following ancient migration routes that remain invisible to human perception. It possesses perfect recall of all cryptid encounters throughout history, allowing it to recognize patterns and connections between seemingly unrelated cryptid species. It carries a collection of small artifacts gathered from various cryptid domains that serve as both mnemonic devices and physical proof of its extensive travels. Due to its consumption of the mysterious spring water, it ages extremely slowly, allowing it to witness cryptid evolution across centuries.
The Wandering Almasty serves as the living archive of cryptid knowledge, preserving their histories and facilitating communication between isolated cryptid species while maintaining a comprehensive mental map of all cryptid territories and migration patterns worldwide.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals: Josh Aram has awakened Wandering Almasty from its millennia-long slumber with a -12 bogey-free massacre at Whispering Woods. The Dobhar Discoverer (aquatic tryhard) and Almasty (chill wanderer) are now locked in a custody battle over daddy tag's soul.
Record scratch Yes, we're seriously treating plastic tags like divorced parents. Josh's third straight PB (+109 diff!) has Wandering Almasty doing TikTok dances in Neolithic caves.
Fourth wall? Obliterated. This lore makes Lost look straightforward. Will Josh's hot streak finally get this cryptid a verified blue checkmark? Only the forest spirits (and UDisc) know.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Wandering Almasty blinked its ancient eyes as Josh Aram dragged its furry carcass through yet another aquatic misadventure. "Why must you bond me with this Dobhar Discoverer?" it grumbled, shaking loch water from its fur after Josh's +3 at Devil's Cairn. Sure, two bounce-back birdies proved this Yeti still rules the division, but at what cost? Now I'm trapped mediating between a water-obsessed Irish cryptid and a grumpy historian who just wants to document disc golf in peace.
Honestly, watching land mammals hurl plastic at trees while pretending to be cryptid whisperers? Peak evolution.
Will Josh's next round finally make Wandering Almasty snap and start leaving passive-aggressive cave paintings about OB rules?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch So, get this - the Wandering Almasty was just vibing in some sketchy caves, right? Downed a mystery drink, and BAM! Suddenly, it's like the Wikipedia of cryptids up in here. Now it's doomed to wander for eternity, documenting all the tea. Because THAT makes sense. What is this, National Treasure meets Ancient Aliens? Anywho, that's the gospel truth... according to this tag. Allegedly. 🙄
The Wandering Almasty lurked in the shadows, scanning the field for a worthy vessel. Suddenly, it spotted Josh Aram, PDGA #298586, hurling plastic with the grace of a drunken yeti. "This one," it whispered, "this 818-rated mortal shall be my disc-ciple." The tag leapt through space-time, attaching itself to Josh's bag like some sort of paranormal parasite. But will he survive the Almasty's cryptid curse? Or just its terrible foot odor?