
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Birthed from a glitch in the Matrix, the Phantom Tatzlwyrm slithered into our realm, a spectral serpent with the swagger of Puss in Boots. This ethereal entity chose to grace tag #65 with its presence, because why not haunt an arbitrary number in a made-up game? The Tatzlwyrm's just vibing, transcending reality for the lolz. Spooky, silly, and ready to meme. 👻🐍💅
The Phantom Tatzlwyrm slithered through the multiverse, seeking a vessel worthy of its spectral scales. It sensed Jesse Thomas, PDGA #89283, hurling plastic circles with the fury of 889 ancestors. "This one," it hissed, "his throws are almost as underwhelming as my cryptozoological credibility." The wyrm possessed his bag tag, because honestly, what else was it doing on a Tuesday? Will Jesse's arm speed match his serpentine destiny?