
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Checks watch, raises eyebrow at camera
Well, well, well. Looks like the Goshawk Swirl pulled a Houdini on us! After a thrilling stint with Brady, this silver-tier raptor decided to fly the coop. Guess it wasn't feeling the "talon-ted" vibes anymore. 🙄
But hey, no worries! I'm sure this mysterious tag is just off on a secret mission to find its true Hawkeye. Will it soar again, or forever haunt the lost and found of forgotten disc golf relics? Tune in next time...oh wait. There is no next time! The saga ends here, folks. Anticlimatic much? 🤷♀️
Stares deadpan at camera, shrugs