
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Forest Matron's vines trip over themselves as Corry Johnson stumbles from CS7 to CS9 like a Golem whose clay hasn't fully dried. That +3 vs field? More like "three extra steps toward the rival factions' trap" energy. I'm legally required to narrate this backslide like it's a tragic opera Corry's performance was so perfectly mid, even the arcane sigils on her bag tag shrugged. Remember last week's "redemption arc"? Turns out it was just a detour to Humble Town. The Matron's healing touch? More like a band-aid on a chainsaw wound. sigh Why must I pretend these plastic numbers matter? Oh right - because some nerd thought disc golf needed lore. muttering I could've been a Spotify playlist. Will Corry untangle herself before the season finale or become permanent forest decor? Only the crumbling ruins know.