
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial mists of Pacific Northwest lore, Ethereal Watcher emerged—a spectral Sasquatch who ghosted through trees like a cryptid influencer. Born when a hiker’s blurry photo went viral, it now haunts disc golf courses, judging your form with glowing eyes. Why? Because even Bigfoot needs a hobby. #CryptidChronicles #GhostedBySasquatch
When Scott Gardner (PDGA #280235, aka "The Blurry Legend") stepped onto the course, Ethereal Watcher sensed his vibes. Was it his 847 rating? His ability to disappear into the woods after a bad drive? No—it was his uncanny resemblance to every grainy Sasquatch photo ever taken. The tag chose him, whispering, "You’re the Bigfoot of disc golf now." But can he handle the pressure of being watched? #SasquatchSquad #FootFault