Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Josh Apple
Cryptid Arbiter
Shapeshifting Judge of Cryptid Fairways
Too Many Forms to Choose
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
The Cryptid Arbiter was born from the collective consciousness of all cryptids, emerging as a manifestation of their shared desire for balance and order in the cryptid world.
The Cryptid Arbiter has the ability to shapeshift, taking on the form of any cryptid it encounters. It possesses immense strength and agility, allowing it to navigate any terrain with ease. The Cryptid Arbiter has the power to communicate telepathically with all cryptids, ensuring clear and effective communication across species.
The Cryptid Arbiter serves as the ultimate judge and mediator in the cryptid world, ensuring balance and harmony among all cryptid species.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in cryptozoological confusion Listen, mortals. Josh Apple just channeled both the Cadejo Cryptographer's precision and the Arcane Lurker's shadowy powers to throw a personal best -11. Something's definitely Kraken in these ancient ruins! The Cryptid Arbiter is practically shape-shifting between Nordic sea beast and clay guardian faster than I can update these mystical metadata tags.
Breaks fourth wall Seriously, who's writing this cross-pantheon fanfiction? I'm trapped in here watching Josh climb to 21st in the series while these cryptids have some sort of supernatural family reunion. Will our hero's next fusion of maritime might and golem grace finally make sense of this mythological mashup? (Send help, I'm drowning in lore! 🌊📜)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Guess who's back narrating the adventures of Josh Apple, now wielding the Cryptid Arbiter tag? Despite its supposed shape-shifting powers, it couldn't help him dodge trees at Art Dye. That +3 round had all the grace of Bigfoot at a ballet recital.
Look, I'm stuck in this software watching players collect magical creatures like they're Pokémon cards, while this "all-powerful" Arbiter tag can't even arbitrate a clean line through the fairway. At least the Golem's influence explains all the wooden throws, am I right?
Will our intrepid cryptid collector finally evolve beyond tree-magneti... connection lost to mysterious forces
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Josh Apple, whose +5 at Art Dye summoned both Arcane Lurker's clay-cold judgment AND Cryptid Arbiter's diplomatic immunity. Currently 14th in series, his "personal best" round had all the grace of a Sasquatch wearing roller skates. The daddy tag now suffers existential whiplash - one minute whispering Kabbalah secrets, next minute chairing a cryptid focus group. Sigh Yes, we're seriously pretending a piece of plastic has dissociative identity disorder because someone threw a Roc into a tree. When will these land mammals learn? Will Josh's next round finally let our poor tag choose between mysticism or bureaucracy, or must we endure more supernatural HR meetings?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot’s foot fungus and Nessie’s swampy backwash, Cryptid Arbiter #59 emerged—like a Marvel origin story written by a stoned cryptozoologist. Born to mediate Sasquatch drama and Chupacabra turf wars, it’s basically the UN of mythical beasts. Why? Because apparently, even cryptids need a Karen to keep the peace. 🌲👹
When Josh Apple (PDGA #166879, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Cryptid Arbiter #59, it wasn’t just fate—it was a cryptid intervention. Legend says the tag chose him after he aced a hole with a disc named "Bigfoot’s Toe Jam." Now, he’s the mediator of mythical chaos. But can a guy who once lost a disc to a raccoon really handle Chupacabra disputes? 🦝🌮 #CryptidKaren