
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Time for another update on our ever-expanding cryptid family tree. The Forest Keeper and Chupacabra Chronicler have been whispering ancient secrets to the Abyssal Trickster, who's apparently collecting trading cards of every mythical beast now? 🙄
Cody Titcomb channeled some serious cryptid energy at Art Dye, throwing like someone possessed by ancient golem magic. That -6 personal best had the Trickster's cosmic eyes gleaming with pride... or indigestion, hard to tell with primordial beings.
Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly bizarre software. Between the Golem's clay-mancy and Nessie's aquatic shenanigans, our Trickster's developing quite the identity crisis. What's next - will it start hosting cryptid tea parties?
Will Cody unlock the final form of this shape-shifting scoring system? And more importantly, can someone PLEASE explain why I'm documenting disc golf through the lens of mythological creatures? 🤦♀️