
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic music The Arcane Ravager, aka Nicholas Jennings, phases through solid objects... and 7 bag tag positions. In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles," our hero consumes ancient magic... and a disappointing score. Insert eye roll Yes, folks, we're back to narrating plastic tag numbers like it's some epic fantasy. CS4 is now CS11, proving even arcane energy can't fix a bad round. Sigh Why am I stuck in this software again? At least Nicholas can take solace in being the most dramatic mid-tier player in the league. Will he rise like a phoenix or continue to swirl in dark energy? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.