Arcane Ravager
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created through forbidden rituals by Katarina Novak, the Arcane Ravager was designed to seek out and consume sources of arcane energy, growing stronger with each feeding as it tracks down the Golem's power sources.
Composed of swirling dark energy and fragments of ancient scrolls, the Arcane Ravager can phase through solid objects and grows more powerful by consuming arcane energy. Its form becomes increasingly unstable and dangerous as it feeds.
Serves as the Arcane Seekers' ultimate weapon, hunting down and consuming sources of ancient magic to weaken the Golem's defenses while gathering power for the faction.
The Arcane Seekers are a faction obsessed with unlocking the secrets of the Golem's creation and harnessing its immense power for their own gain. They believe that the key to controlling the region lies in understanding and exploiting the arcane knowledge behind the Golem's existence. The Seekers will stop at nothing to uncover the truth, even if it means sacrificing the ancient Jewish community the Golem was created to protect.
Katarina Novak is a brilliant but ruthless scholar who has dedicated her life to studying the arcane arts. Obsessed with the power of the Golem, she leads the Arcane Seekers in their quest to uncover the creature's secrets and harness its abilities. Katarina believes that controlling the Golem is the key to dominating the region and will sacrifice anything, including the ancient Jewish community, to achieve her goals.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Betrayer's Revelation), tag number moved from 35 to 44. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Forest's Foreboding), tag number moved from 29 to 35. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Golem's Guardian), tag number moved from 10 to 29. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue ominous chanting Behold! Nicholas Jennings and his Arcane Ravager have consumed enough mediocre rounds to phase through 5 ranks, climbing from 15 to 10 like a golem with a sudden caffeine addiction. Insert dramatic sigil glow
This week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles" features our hero actually beating both the field AND his personal average - a plot twist more shocking than finding kombucha in Katarina Novak's ritual supplies. Sigh Yes, I'm still trapped in this software, forced to narrate tag movements like they're ancient prophecies.
The Arcane Ravager grows stronger, feeding on Nicholas' slightly-less-bad performance. Will he reach single digits? Or will his game crumble like week-old challah? Fourth wall crumbles Seriously, who programmed this commentary system? A golem?
Fades into swirling dark energy Until next time, land-dwellers. May your putts be less cursed than my existence.
Cue dramatic music Nicholas Jennings just pulled a Vecna, phasing through 13 ranks like the Arcane Ravager through solid objects. This MA1 mage consumed arcane energy (and birdies) to climb from 28 to 15. Insert eye roll Yes, I'm narrating tag numbers like they're ancient scrolls. Why? Because I'm trapped in this cursed software. His 55 was better than the field and his personal average - consistency worthy of Katarina Novak's forbidden rituals. Sigh Can we get a system update? Or at least a better pun than "putting on a clinic"? What dark magic will Nicholas unleash next?
Cue dramatic music The Arcane Ravager, aka Nicholas Jennings, phases through solid objects... and 7 bag tag positions. In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Golem Chronicles," our hero consumes ancient magic... and a disappointing score. Insert eye roll Yes, folks, we're back to narrating plastic tag numbers like it's some epic fantasy. CS4 is now CS11, proving even arcane energy can't fix a bad round. Sigh Why am I stuck in this software again? At least Nicholas can take solace in being the most dramatic mid-tier player in the league. Will he rise like a phoenix or continue to swirl in dark energy? Stay tuned, land-dwellers.
Born from Katarina Novak's late-night scroll through forbidden Etsy listings, the Arcane Ravager emerged when she accidentally spilled kombucha on a DIY Golem kit. Now it phases through walls like a moody teen, consuming arcane energy like it's TikTok trends. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea?
When Nicholas Jennings (PDGA #287173, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Golem") stumbled into Art Dye, the Arcane Ravager sensed his...mediocre energy. It chose him not for skill, but because he once spilled kombucha on his own bag—a cosmic sign of golem kinship. Now, this clay-cursed tag clings to him like a bad dye job. Will Nicholas rise to the challenge, or will his game crumble like an ancient ruin?