
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 13 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Runic Kelpie was born from the union of a traditional Scottish water horse and ancient Norse runes, created by Sigrid the Wise during a ritual to harness the power of the sea. Inscribed with runes that glow with an otherworldly light, it was designed to be a bridge between the arcane and the aquatic, a living artifact that could guide the Rune Seekers in their quest to defeat the Kraken.
The Runic Kelpie possesses the ability to traverse both land and sea with unparalleled speed, its rune-inscribed body glowing with an ethereal light. It can communicate through a series of runic symbols that appear on its skin, and its presence calms the stormy seas, making it an invaluable ally in the hunt for the Kraken. Its runes also grant it the ability to detect the Kraken's presence from great distances.
The Runic Kelpie serves as a mystical guide and translator for the Rune Seekers, using its unique combination of runic knowledge and aquatic nature to interpret ancient texts and predict the Kraken's movements. It is a living embodiment of the faction's philosophy, bridging the gap between the arcane and the aquatic.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 13 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 13 to 13. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic Viking horns The Kraken stirs, and so does Bryant Adams, who just pulled off a reverse Viking raid, plundering 7 positions to claim The Runic Kelpie. This mystical sea horse must be thrilled to escape the doldrums of 9th place. Insert obligatory "he's on fire" joke here, but with more mead and less basketball.
Look, I'm just a disembodied voice in your league software, forced to narrate this Norse nonsense. But even I have to admit Bryant's performance was tighter than Thor's abs. He navigated the course like a longship through calm seas, leaving the field average in his wake.
Now The Runic Kelpie gets to glow with its ethereal runes in the top 3, which is great because nothing says "I'm a serious disc golfer" like carrying around a mythical water horse. Will Bryant keep riding this wave, or will the Kraken drag him back to the depths? Only the runes know...