
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Viking horns The Kraken stirs, and so does Bryant Adams, who just pulled off a reverse Viking raid, plundering 7 positions to claim The Runic Kelpie. This mystical sea horse must be thrilled to escape the doldrums of 9th place. Insert obligatory "he's on fire" joke here, but with more mead and less basketball.
Look, I'm just a disembodied voice in your league software, forced to narrate this Norse nonsense. But even I have to admit Bryant's performance was tighter than Thor's abs. He navigated the course like a longship through calm seas, leaving the field average in his wake.
Now The Runic Kelpie gets to glow with its ethereal runes in the top 3, which is great because nothing says "I'm a serious disc golfer" like carrying around a mythical water horse. Will Bryant keep riding this wave, or will the Kraken drag him back to the depths? Only the runes know...