
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Runic Bunyip emerges from the ethereal plane, its runic eyes glowing with ancient wisdom Landon Adams just pulled off a move so slick, even Loki would be proud. Cue dramatic thunder In this first episode of "As the Kraken Turns," our hero vaulted 4 spots up the leaderboard, proving that sometimes you gotta channel your inner Viking to make waves.
Insert obligatory disc golf pun Looks like Landon's game was tighter than Thor's abs after a CrossFit session. Fourth wall break Seriously, why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel movie? Oh right, because some lunatic programmer thought Norse mythology and disc golf made sense together.
The Bunyip's cry echoes through the void With moves like this, Landon might just decipher the runes to defeat the Kraken... or at least not shank his putts. Cue ominous cliffhanger Will this Viking warrior maintain his momentum, or will the Kraken's curse strike back? Stay tuned, folks.