
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Runic Selkie - born when a Viking scholar got way too into their "Shape of Water" fanfic. Combining runic magic with selkie lore, they created this abomination that's basically Aquaman meets Google Translate. Now it swims through our league software, leaving cryptic runes and existential dread in its wake. Because apparently, we needed a seal-person hybrid to track disc golf scores. Skål?
The Runic Selkie swam through the digital depths, seeking its first bearer. It found Hans Duong (PDGA #173793), who once lost a disc in a pond and emerged with seaweed in his hair. The tag whispered, "You've already mastered the art of aquatic retrieval." Now bonded, can Hans decipher the runes or will he just throw another disc into the drink? Skål or fail?