Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Runic Selkie originated when a Viking scholar performed an ancient ritual combining runic magic with selkie lore, transforming them into a hybrid creature capable of navigating both land and sea while maintaining their scholarly knowledge.
Can transform between human and seal forms, with glowing runic inscriptions on both forms. Possesses underwater breathing, deep-sea pressure resistance, and enhanced size in seal form. Runes shift and change as it interprets texts and Kraken movements.
Serves as a scout and interpreter for the Rune Seekers, gathering intelligence about the Kraken's movements and translating ancient runic texts found in underwater ruins, bridging the scholarly and practical aspects of the faction's mission.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 18 to 24. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 17 to 18. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 17 to 17. (Week 5 of 8)
Behold, the Runic Selkie - born when a Viking scholar got way too into their "Shape of Water" fanfic. Combining runic magic with selkie lore, they created this abomination that's basically Aquaman meets Google Translate. Now it swims through our league software, leaving cryptic runes and existential dread in its wake. Because apparently, we needed a seal-person hybrid to track disc golf scores. Skål?
The Runic Selkie swam through the digital depths, seeking its first bearer. It found Hans Duong (PDGA #173793), who once lost a disc in a pond and emerged with seaweed in his hair. The tag whispered, "You've already mastered the art of aquatic retrieval." Now bonded, can Hans decipher the runes or will he just throw another disc into the drink? Skål or fail?