
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a cosmic crossover crazier than Avengers: Endgame, the Agogwe chugged holy agua and went Super Saiyan, becoming the pint-sized Professor X of cryptids. Now it's the all-seeing, all-knowing, interdimensional interpreter no one asked for. Wild, right? 🙄
sigh Here we go again...
The Mystic Agogwe scanned the disc golf landscape with its tiny telepathic powers before settling on Brody Ellis. "This one throws plastic acceptably," it communicated while possessing a squirrel. "Plus he hasn't run screaming from my 3-foot stature." Will Brody's forehand be agog-worthy enough to carry this pint-sized legend's legacy?