Brody Ellis: #44 Mystic Agogwe

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Brody Ellis

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 1
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Brody Ellis
Mystic Agogwe
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#44 Mystic Agogwe
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Mystic Agogwe

#44

Origin Story

Ancient tales from East African tribes speak of a small, elusive hominid that gained extraordinary wisdom when it drank from a sacred spring formed from the tears of forgotten gods during a cosmic alignment. The transformation elevated the humble Agogwe beyond its physical limitations, granting it the ability to understand the languages of all cryptids and perceive the hidden connections between seemingly disparate cryptid species. Now existing simultaneously across multiple planes, the Mystic Agogwe serves as both observer and preserver of cryptid knowledge, using its unique perspective to facilitate communication between cryptid communities that would otherwise remain isolated from one another.

Properties

Despite its diminutive stature of merely three feet tall, the Mystic Agogwe possesses a powerful presence, with reddish-brown fur covering its body and a distinctive jewel-like third eye centered on its forehead that can perceive the true nature of any cryptid. The Agogwe can understand and translate all cryptid languages and communication methods, serving as an interpreter between species that would otherwise be unable to share knowledge or coordinate activities. Through its mystical connection to primordial forces, this cryptid can project its consciousness across vast distances, appearing simultaneously in multiple cryptid domains to witness significant events and preserve important knowledge. The Mystic Agogwe's most remarkable attribute is its ability to perceive the invisible threads connecting all cryptid species, allowing it to reveal surprising relationships between creatures from different regions and help isolated cryptid communities recognize their shared heritage.

Role

The Mystic Agogwe serves as both the universal translator that bridges communication gaps between diverse cryptid species and the living repository of cryptozoological knowledge, preserving the shared history and interconnected nature of cryptids worldwide. Through its ability to traverse hidden pathways between realms, it maintains the delicate balance of cryptid ecosystems while ensuring that ancient wisdom is not lost to time.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story