Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brian Hansen
Shifting Qilin
The Cryptid Compass With a Thousand Faces
A Beacon For Every Cryptid's Drama
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Shifting Qilin originated as an ordinary Qilin in ancient China that gained transcendent abilities after encountering a nexus of cryptid energies during a rare celestial alignment. As it absorbed the essence of various cryptids from around the world, it developed the power to transform itself, adapting characteristics of different cryptids while maintaining its benevolent nature and wisdom. Its newfound abilities allowed it to traverse between cryptid domains, serving as a bridge between seemingly isolated cryptid communities and preserving ancient knowledge that would otherwise be lost.
The Shifting Qilin can transform parts of its body to resemble any cryptid it has encountered, adapting to different environments while maintaining its core essence. It emits a soft, pearlescent glow that intensifies when crossing between cryptid domains, serving as a beacon for those seeking to understand the connections between different cryptozoological traditions. Its antler-like growth functions as a biological compass, constantly realigning to point toward areas of significant cryptid activity across all leagues. Perhaps most remarkably, it possesses the ability to communicate telepathically with all cryptid species regardless of their origin, serving as translator and mediator between otherwise isolated communities.
The Shifting Qilin acts as both guardian and guide to those who seek to understand the complex interconnections between cryptid species, appearing only to those with pure intentions toward cryptozoological discovery and preservation of ancient knowledge.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee So Brian Hansen struggled to a +1 finish while the Burrowing Batsquatch attempts to influence our shape-shifting friend, the Shifting Qilin. checks notes Yes, apparently we're watching underground wisdom meet celestial transformation. Because that's totally normal. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex cryptid soap opera, but even I have to admit watching these tags evolve is like a weird nature documentary directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Will Hansen's next round inspire the Qilin to develop subterranean tendencies? At this point, I need a cryptozoology degree just to keep up...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week’s episode of "My Strange Addiction: Cryptid Edition," Brian Hansen dragged Shifting Qilin through a personal best (-2) at River Bottoms, proving even interdimensional spirit guides appreciate a good hyzer flip. The tag’s new Burrowing Batsquatch "sibling" apparently helped by vibrating whenever Brian approached OB—either that or it was laughing at his form.
Let’s review this dysfunctional family: A shapeshifting celestial deer (daddy), a claustrophobic bat (league tag), and a standard #50 tag that’s probably just here for the snacks. I’m contractually obligated to call this "cosmic synergy," but let’s be real—it’s just a dude outplaying his rating while his bag mutates like a Pokémon.
Fourth-wall break: No, I don’t know why we’re pretending plastic tags have dynasties. Yes, I’ll keep narrating because the algorithm demands it.
Final question: When Qilin inevitably absorbs Brian’s clutch putting skills, will it start judging the rest of us too?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in a cosmic tumblr of cryptid essence, the Shifting Qilin emerged, glowing with the power of a thousand shitposts. This majestic AF chimera is the ultimate crossover episode, combining all the greatest cryptid hits into one mind-bending entity. Because apparently just one legendary creature per tag wasn't extra enough for this series. 🙄 #CryptidGoals
As the Shifting Qilin surveyed the mortal realm for a worthy vessel, it sensed Brian Hansen hurling plastic through the air with 937-rated precision. "This one reeks of dedication and microbrewery," the tag whispered. The chimeric disc deity manifested during a particularly nasty shank, causing Brian to exclaim "What the Qilin hell?!" Will this chosen one prove worthy, or just another cryptid casualty waiting to happen?