
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee So Brian Hansen struggled to a +1 finish while the Burrowing Batsquatch attempts to influence our shape-shifting friend, the Shifting Qilin. checks notes Yes, apparently we're watching underground wisdom meet celestial transformation. Because that's totally normal. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this increasingly complex cryptid soap opera, but even I have to admit watching these tags evolve is like a weird nature documentary directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Will Hansen's next round inspire the Qilin to develop subterranean tendencies? At this point, I need a cryptozoology degree just to keep up...