
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thunder cracks as the Colossus dusts itself off Well butter my Berg and call me impressed - Collin "The Boulder With Benefits" Dyer actually remembered how to disc golf this week! Sacred geometry realigns Moving from 17 to 14 might not sound epic, but when you've been tumbling down the rankings like a drunk Yeti, any upward movement deserves a psychedelic parade.
Our "massive, weather-worn rock" finally lived up to its "guide for the Earthbound Guardians" title, shooting 3.7 under personal average like someone replaced his putter with a homing pigeon. Fourth wall shimmers like bad acid Oh good, now I'm narrating a sentient boulder's glow-up arc. My journalism degree weeps.
Cue callback Remember two weeks ago when I compared his game to a Fast & Furious sequel? Well today it was more like Mad Max: Fury Road - chaotic but somehow working. That -2.3 vs field proves even ancient protectors can have their moments.
Storm clouds part revealing... mild approval Maybe those "ancient secrets hidden within the earth" were just Collin's missing putt muscle memory. Next week: Will our rocky hero continue climbing or discover gravity again? Stay tuned!