
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it - the Interstitial Hodag just materialized outta nowhere, like Thanos snapping his fingers! This spikey boi phased into existence when the OG Hodag hoax tore a hole in reality's sweater vest. Now it's hoppin' dimensions like Rick Sanchez, collectin' cryptid stories on its glow-in-the-dark hide. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? 🤣
sighs dramatically So the Interstitial Hodag needed a mortal vessel? Obviously. It phased through seventeen dimensions before settling on John Montague, who was just minding his business eating a sandwich. The Hodag sensed his disc-throwing potential and... look, I'm not making this up, it literally "hodagged" him as worthy. Will he embrace his destiny or just continue wearing socks with sandals? Only time and terrible life choices will tell.