John Montague: #40 Interstitial Hodag

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John Montague

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John Montague
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#40 Interstitial Hodag
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Interstitial Hodag

#40

Origin Story

The Interstitial Hodag evolved from the original Wisconsin lumber camp hoax when the collective belief in the creature created a tear in the veil between reality and myth, allowing the Hodag to manifest as a true interdimensional being. Now existing in the liminal spaces between all cryptid domains, the Interstitial Hodag travels freely between regions and timeframes, collecting knowledge from each cryptid encounter and preserving their stories in its spike-adorned hide, which glows with ethereal light when it passes through the boundaries between worlds.

Properties

Unlike the original Hodag of Wisconsin lore, the Interstitial Hodag can phase between different cryptid domains by stepping through the thin spaces where realities overlap, its spiked hide glowing with ethereal blue light during transitions. Its body serves as a living archive, with each spine and scale recording encounters with other cryptids through patterns that shift and rearrange like living hieroglyphics. When in the presence of other cryptids, the Interstitial Hodag can temporarily adopt their most distinctive traits—briefly growing the tentacles of a Kraken or the wings of a Thunderbird—allowing it to communicate across species barriers and translate knowledge between different cryptid communities.

Role

The Interstitial Hodag serves as both messenger and mediator between isolated cryptid species, traveling through the liminal spaces that connect their territories while collecting and preserving their knowledge, thus ensuring that no cryptid wisdom is ever truly lost even when individual species face extinction.

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Origin Story