
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatically removes falcon hood 🦅 Behold, Cam Peterson, the latest Hunter to claim the legendary Eagle Veil! With talons of precision, they swooped through the course, finishing -4 in a display that would make Katniss Everdeen proud. 🏹 Their 966-rated performance soared +37 above their usual hunting grounds, leaving the field average in the dust like a forgotten Furby. 🧸 Will this magnificent raptor's reign last, or will the next challenger say "You're fired" to their Apprentice-level dominance? 🔥 Tune in next week to the Real Housewives of Disc Golf to find out! 💅 Stares intensely into camera while dramatic music plays 🎶