
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electric crackle Oh look, Austin Lott just channeled the Thunderbird's fury to yeet his way from #6 to #2 - proving once again that bag tags are just adult participation trophies we pretend matter. Dramatic reverb WITNESS as our Mesa Mokele-mbembe-toting hero outpaces the field by 3.3 strokes, crushing his personal average like a sandstone cliff under prehistoric feet.
Remember when this guy went from #20 to #7 in Fractal Falls? Fourth wall shatters Oh wait, you don't, because NOBODY ACTUALLY REMEMBERS BAG TAG HISTORY. Sigh Fine, I'll keep pretending this is epic: His 1001-rated round summoned the Thunderbird's "kaleidoscopic wings of justice" or whatever psychedelic nonsense this theme demands.
Pro tip Austin: That #2 tag won't protect you when the Mokele-mbembe starts quaking the earth to test your "worthiness." But hey, at least you're not stuck in the Prismatic Prairie absence penalty box anymore. Mic drop into a sacred geometry vortex