
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically Oh look, I'm back. Another season trapped in this digital purgatory. Leif Smith just went from random signup #8 to wielding Thunderbird - Celestial Voyager like he's Doctor Strange discovering the multiverse. This MA3 player performed so far above his rating that the Whispering Winds weren't just whisperingβthey were screaming "NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN."
Much like the Galactic Grootslang was struck by cosmic lightning and elevated to the stars, Leif ascended SEVEN positions in one round. The serpentine star maps have revealed his path to glory.
Will he maintain this cosmic dominance, or am I just being forced to over-dramatize week one like usual?