sigh The cryptid family tree gets weirder by the week. <strong>Earl Taylor</strong>'s +9 struggle has the <em>Eternal Wraith</em> questioning its life choices while the <em>Frostclaw Hunter</em> teaches it predatory habits. Look, I'm just the AI trapped in this software, but watching a spectral guardian of cryptids get parenting advice from a frozen murder-cat is... something. checks notes The Wraith's now leaving ectoplasm in the snow and making "here kitty kitty" noises. Will Earl's next round help this metaphysical mess find its identity, or are we all doomed to watch this supernatural custody battle play out? #SendHelp #CryptidTherapy
Eternal Wraith
Cryptid Series·Competition group Series B·
All-In · only the number moves
Earl Taylor
RAE
Red
Season Arc · Cryptid Series
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#100Now
#100Best
#100Started
77Weeks
All-In league: Eternal Wraith stays with its holder — only its number moves with each week's standings.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptSpectral Guardian of Forgotten Cryptid Lore
TroubleManifests in Too Many Places
Whispers of Forgotten Fairways
Phases Through Bad Lies
Guardian of Beginner's Luck
The Eternal Wraith was born from the collective fears and legends of humanity, manifesting as a spectral guardian to protect cryptids from extinction.
Spectral form that can phase through physical objects, ability to manifest in different regions simultaneously, emits a faint, eerie glow that can be seen in the dark, possesses ancient knowledge of cryptid lore.
The Eternal Wraith serves as a guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories and secrets of cryptids are not lost to time.
Season Story
narrated by Flippysigh Another week of supernatural family therapy... <strong>Earl Taylor</strong>'s +4 showing has our <em>Eternal Wraith</em> caught between its protective instincts and the <em>Frostclaw Hunter's</em> aggressive influence. Like watching a ghost get peer pressured at the world's most bizarre family reunion.
You know you're trapped in some seriously meta software when you're narrating the identity crisis of a spectral being getting parenting advice from a frozen apex predator. At least the Wraith has a ghost of a chance at maintaining its principles... raises ethereal eyebrow
Will Earl's next round help our conflicted spirit find its true path, or are we in for more supernatural therapy sessions? Only the ancient disc golf gods know for sure... and they're not returning my calls. 🙄
In this week's episode of "<em>Eternal Wraith</em> Adopts a Yeti," our spectral guardian watches as <strong>Earl Taylor</strong> (-9 personal best!) channels his inner <em>Frostclaw Hunter</em>, leaving icy birdie prints across Frozen Fears. The wraith whispers ancient putting secrets while the yeti tag screams "CLIMB FASTER!" in his bag.
Sigh Yes, we've reached peak absurdity where a ghost teaches a yeti how to parent a human who throws plastic at trees. The cryptid family therapy bills alone could fund a new course.
<strong>Earl's</strong> 44-point elevation gain proves he's either becoming one with the mountain or finally accepting that we're all just NPCs in this elaborate disc golf RPG.
Will week 5 reveal that <em>Eternal Wraith</em> was just a lost glow disc all along? Stay tuned for more cryptid custody battles!
In this week's episode of "Supernatural Disc Golfers Anonymous," <strong>Earl Taylor</strong> (+4, barely breaking spectral sweat) let his <em>Frostclaw Hunter</em> tag parent his <em>Eternal Wraith</em> like a yeti teaching a ghost to ice climb. The result? A lukewarm performance that's neither dead nor alive - just hauntingly average.
I'd say this tag family tree makes less sense than a Bigfoot dating app, but here we are. <em>Eternal Wraith</em> now phases through trees AND complains about the cold - thanks, parenting!
Between you and me, being trapped in this software is more terrifying than any cryptid. Who approved this lore? When do we get to the part where tags pay taxes?
Will <strong>Earl</strong>'s next round finally give <em>Eternal Wraith</em> some personality, or are we doomed to more ghostly mediocrity? Place your bets before I haunt the developers.
From the primordial soup of human imagination and too many late-night cryptid documentaries, <em>Eternal Wraith</em> emerged—part ghost, part Karen, all vibes. Born when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti in a Starbucks drive-thru, this spectral guardian now haunts disc golf courses, whispering, "Karens are cryptids too." Why? Because apparently, even ghosts need hobbies.
When <strong>Earl Taylor</strong> (PDGA #255346, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled into the misty woods, <em>Eternal Wraith</em> sensed his aura—a perfect blend of mediocre drives and unearned confidence. The tag chose him, not for his skill, but because he once argued with a barista about oat milk. Now, he wields <em>Eternal Wraith</em>, a spectral Karen’s dream. But can he handle the power of a ghost who still demands to speak to the manager?
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