
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial soup of human imagination and too many late-night cryptid documentaries, Eternal Wraith emerged—part ghost, part Karen, all vibes. Born when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti in a Starbucks drive-thru, this spectral guardian now haunts disc golf courses, whispering, "Karens are cryptids too." Why? Because apparently, even ghosts need hobbies.
When Earl Taylor (PDGA #255346, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Sasquatch Walks") stumbled into the misty woods, Eternal Wraith sensed his aura—a perfect blend of mediocre drives and unearned confidence. The tag chose him, not for his skill, but because he once argued with a barista about oat milk. Now, he wields Eternal Wraith, a spectral Karen’s dream. But can he handle the power of a ghost who still demands to speak to the manager?