Christopher Hamby: #51 Shadow Weaver

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Christopher Hamby

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA2
Events Played 1
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Christopher Hamby
Shadow Weaver
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#51 Shadow Weaver
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Shadow Weaver

#51

Origin Story

The Shadow Weaver is an ancient entity that has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore. It is said to have been born from the shadows of the first cryptid encounters, weaving together the stories and secrets of these legendary creatures. Over millennia, it has traveled across the globe, collecting and preserving the knowledge of cryptids from every culture and region.

Properties

The Shadow Weaver is an ethereal being, composed of shifting shadows and dark energy. It can manipulate the fabric of reality, weaving together the threads of cryptid lore to create new narratives and connections. Its presence is often felt as a subtle, almost imperceptible shift in the environment, a whisper in the dark that hints at the presence of something ancient and powerful.

Role

The Shadow Weaver serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories and secrets of these legendary creatures are not lost to time. It influences events by subtly guiding those who seek to uncover the mysteries of cryptids, providing them with the knowledge and tools they need to succeed in their quests.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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