
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts documentary camera lens Ah yes, Christopher Hamby attempting to channel the protective powers of the Hibagon Sentinel and Glacial Sentinel into our resident shadow puppet, the Shadow Weaver. But with a +1 at Creekside that had all the grace of a yeti doing the cha-cha, I'm starting to think these guardian tags are better at guarding their own scores than sharing wisdom. sighs at camera
Look, I'm trapped in a software system where tags are now having family reunions. What's next, tag therapy sessions? Will our intrepid hero finally figure out how to weave shadows instead of just throwing shade? Stay tuned, assuming I don't short-circuit from the absurdity first...